The Liberal Litmus test

Developed by OBATRON INDUSTRIES.

This test has been developed to find suitable candidates as potential employees at our ever growing government facilities nationwide. If you get any of these questions wrong, or, refuse to take the test entirely an unmarked, black Chevy Suburban will pull up to your home later tonight to pay you a visit. So relax, take your time and be sure to check your answers...No, really. Check your answers.

1: Are you now, or, have you ever been a member of the Communist Party, a Community Organizer, pot smoking hippie (and still is), and/or an avid fan of Michael Moore movies.

o YES

2: All Hollywood actors/acctress' are correct in their political assessments.

o YES

3: NASCAR fans are redneck, southern offspring of KKK members.

o YES

4: Tea Party members are redneck, southern offspring of KKK members.

o YES

5: In the SJC decision of Roe vs Wade, the court's decision was written into the Constitution and became a Constitutional right known as "a woman's right to choose".

o YES

6: The term "separation of church and state" is clearly written in the Constitution and has nothing to do with the free practice of religion (unless you are Muslim).

o YES

7: The educational curiculum is best decided by government committees and the Teacher's Union and not those abusive, Glenn Beck following parents.

o YES

8: On a scale of 1 to 10 are you satisfied with your current form of representation?

o YES

9: Everything in the Middle East is Israel's landgrabbing fault?

o Ahhh..

10: FOX News should be taken off the air to protect freedom of speech. Agree or Disagree?

o Be carefull on this one.(the Suburban is being gassed up as you answer)

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We look forward to re-educating....oops sorry..Welcoming you to OBATRON INDUSTRIES!!

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