Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Symptoms Of An Illness Ignored- Hanging By A Shoestring

    It is rather amusing to read the revelation that one of the Boston Marathon bombers received welfare and EBT benefits from the People's Republic of Massachusetts. Even more amusing is the fact that mommy dearest is a wanted criminal with a warrant out for her arrest in the October 2012 theft of over $1000 worth of dresses. As the posse closed in she high tailed it back to Kleptostan. I do not see her submitting to Sharia Law though. She still has her hands.
    Even if she did return to face justice she would cry poverty and the taxpayers would foot the bill for a Jerk-a-Day lawyer who will continue the case until it is lost in the labyrinth of the criminal justice system. That is, unless Dr. Doolittle Deval Patrick decides to seal the case if he hasn't done so already. He is so protective of those less fortunate.
    As one of BizarroWorld's chief architects he is mentally incapable of calling a spade a spade. It would not surprise me in the least if the dead terrorist was one of those 19,000 welfare recipients the state's DTA could not verify after Lizzy Hiawatha Warren's daughter illegally took public money to register welfare enrollies for mom. To this date none of that money has been returned to the treasury and no ethics probe has been initiated.
    Isn't Massachusetts politics fun?

    How the hell does that pressure cooking mook afford a six month hiatus to Chechnya on the public dole? I work for a living and can barely afford a day at the beach with the wife and kids. How does he attend a prestigious Massachusetts University on a twice monthly check and food stamps? Maybe thats why mommy was stealing dresses, who knows?
    Ladies and gentlemen, the next starship to BizarroWorld is now boarding on launch pad six.

    The Tea Party rally on Boston Common was a complete success. Members stormed the State House only to be tossed out by the all seeing, all taxing Eye of Mordor's security personnel. Hey, this isn't Madison Wisconsin guys! The ACLU and LSM only show up to defend the Constitutional rights of Union employees. Get your act together!
    Speaker DeLeo made it clear to the press that the Legislature was no longer going to allow anyone to publicly view the debates on the floor, ethics meetings and committee meetings. No press, no public. Just the mobsters of Bacon Hill deciding what to pass and what not to pass. Dr. Doolittle refuses to enact the Secure Communities Act that would give police the same authority as the bill in Arizona does. That would have taken care of Auntie Zetuni and that drunk driving uncle of Prez. O. It would have prevented the death of a motorcyclist who was run over and dragged for a half mile by a repeat drunk driving offender who is an illegal alien.
    If the FBI had done their job in the first place and followed up on the Russian intel about Thing One and Thing Two an eight year old boy would get to see next year's  Boston Marathon.

    The list of symptoms is endless. Here is a laundry list.
    Hillary goes off the rails claiming "... what does it matter.." that diplomats and soldiers are dead in Benghazi. She ignored repeated demands for more security and a plea for help during the attack. It was a half baked video that caused the riot. Susan Rice shoves her foot into her maw on television and gets a cushy position at the UN. What will really frost this cake is that Hillary will run for President. Benghazi will be ignored and anyone who brings it up will be called anti-woman, hate monger, racist, xeno-phobic. She WILL win the nomination and I bet she wins the White House in 2016.
    Obama's stand on Syrian use of chemical weapons will be "... a game changer..". Now that Syria has detonated a second WMD the President has back peddled and wants more information. Iran and North Korea are taking notes.
    The New York Times just published a piece on how the CIA is dropping off suitcases full of money at the feet of Hamid Karsai once a month. Boy, that's working real well considering that the Afghan troops we are training are shooting our own people in the back. Where the hell does this bread get baked when we haven't enough dough to pay for air traffic controllers?
    And that is another bubbling crock of shit. The sequester cut  2% of the budget across the board. Every one knows the Federal Budget goes only one way every year. Up. So where did the 2% go? It cut tours to the White House (which is owned by the American people) yet the great and powerful Oz can host an all star gala rock concert in the State Room. Hey, a girl just wants to have fun. Right?
    Since 2009 every insurance CEO, every Conservative Economist, the GAO and every one I interviewed on my radio show all agreed that Obamacare was a lark, would drive up costs, add to the deficit, cause the loss of millions of jobs and businesses and do nothing to insure the uninsured. Well, lo and behold, it is 2013 insurance costs are rising, the deficit is about to burst, jobs are draining away, states and companies are scrambling for waivers to defray the costs and we still have over 46 million uninsured and rising. Meanwhile criminals like Baucus and Kerry have quietly cashed in on stocks they purchased in companies that would benefit from the new law.
    The President signs Un Constitutional Executive Orders faster than the Fed prints money. Keystone XL is like the never to be built Cape Wind project here in Mass. Both of these grand designs are always one environmental regulation away from...... The next environmental regulation.
    The Governor of Maryland wants to tax rain that falls on your lawn.
    Mayor BloomberMeister won't let you smoke or buy a Coke over 24 ounces. If you do his drones will catch you on camera.
    Colorado has banned guns and legalized weed.
    The UN and the tree huggers are still convinced the planet is warming up  even though more snow is predicted this week in the Rockies.


    The whole friggen place is one big sea to shining sea cluster-fuck!

    Ladies and gentlemen we have begun our landing procedures to BizarroWorld. Be sure your seat backs and tray tables are in the upright positions. Thank you for flying BizarroWorld Airways....


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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Lessons Learned

 
    Alright class! Everyone take your seats, settle down and lets open up our notebooks.
    Who can tell me what lessons we have learned from the events of this past week?.. Yes, Johnny?
    " We learned that by re branding the term 'War on Rerror' to 'Man Caused Disasters' makes no difference to terrorists."
    Very good Johnny.. Suzy? How about you?
    "That the full force and might of the military and law enforcement will move Heaven and Earth to find who ever is responsible."
    Nice answer Suzy.. Anybody else?.. How about you Ben?
    "Maybe we should be tracking students who are here on visas and who also travel outside the country to jihadist controlled areas and why."
    Interesting. We may be skirting a gray area there but, it is worth exploring. Tell you what. Why don't you develop a plan and we can discuss it on Monday.

    You know what I learned? I learned how immense the fire power that was brought to bear in Watertown. I could have sworn that the President said that military style weapons have no place on American streets but he is a retard anyway and cannot be taken seriously. I watched three national news channels, two local channels as well as Youtube. I was fascinated with the array of weaponry, vehicles, combat gear and tactics employed to find these two murderers.
    Despite what pundits may say a lot of what 'cracks' a case is sometimes pure, dumb luck. A seemingly unrelated gas station robbery leads to a car chase that involves the suspects. It is how you follow up on that luck that usually determines the outcome. What transpired was an all out, overwhelming military style response to the situation at hand.
    It was also a revelation. For it was revealed just how the tactical rsponse would be orchestrated. If I was watching it and thinking about it I wonder who else was watching it and thinking about it. It also gave the American citizen a glimpse into what we may face  when the government comes to take our guns and our liberties. I loathe to ponder in such dire terms but it begs the question. The only things missing were Apache gunships and M-1A-1 tanks.
    Equally compelling was in how easy it was to conduct the house to house searches and how easily the home owners turned over their homes to unwarranted searches on such a massive scale. I understand this was a particularly unusual circumstance but I was surprised no one gave any of the authorities any crap. Can you imagine if that happened? Does that warrant an obstruction of justice charge? How can it when you are completely un-involved with the crime in question?
   
    But I knew that would never happen. You see, this is Massachusetts. Eastern, Metro-Boston Massachusetts. The launching pad to BizarroWorld is located here. This is the hive of Uber-Liberalism. This is the area that elected Barney Frank 19 times, Ted Kennedy every time and  Lizzy Hiawatha Warren. This state is so blue it is actually Indigo. Here, there are only two political ideologies; Liberal and Moonbat. No one owns a gun in their homes as far as I know for the government is all knowing, all seeing and all well intentioned. It isn't just a way of thinking, it is ingrained in the DNA of the children born there. Ultra Sounds have confirmed it.
    I can only speak for myself. I know that I would be out in my yard walking point with a load of buckshot. Knowing that law enforcement wanted the suspect alive I would delight in blowing his knee caps off.. No more pressure cooking for you there buddy boy! That one was for the eight year old you killed, the other one was for his mother you A-hole!

    Payback is a bitch. On the slimmest, snowball's chance in hell terrorists ever defeat our military and cripples the United States with a WMD. Even if our nuclear deterrent fails our enemies still have one more, wholly insurmountable obstacle to overcome. The American people armed to the teeth.
    So, to all enemies foreign and domestic be forewarned. We may fear terrorism but we are fearless in our resolve to defeat it. We may fear tyranny but are fearless in our resolve to defend our liberties. May God have mercy on the souls of anyone who dares an attempt to usurp us. This nation was born by the barrel of a rifle and will be protected by the barrel of a rifle. The sword of Damocles is nothing compared to the wrath of Liberty threatened. It was the fortitude of American citizens who have suffered twelve years of war after 9/11 and it will be the fortitude of Americans to pursue to the ends of the Earth, until time itself ends all who conspire to deprive us of what God has ordained here.

    Here in ends the lesson.. Class dismissed..


....And That Is The Diatribe....